What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

White Sox Place Luis Robert Jr. On 10-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Kharkiv hit by ‘most powerful attack’ of entire war, mayor says, as Russia pounds Ukraine again - CNN

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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