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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:50

No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
White Sox Place Luis Robert Jr. On 10-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
'Strawberry moon' set to dazzle as rare lunar standstill graces the night sky - KOMO
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New Duck Kreider Discusses the Trade to Anaheim - NHL.com
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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